posted 2 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 7:08 pm with 554 notes

(Source: artfluids)

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 7:04 pm with 12,019 notes
#TeamJackOffUntilYouPassOut2k14

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posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 7:02 pm with 60,915 notes

residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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posted 4 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 5:12 pm with 1,659 notes

yummytomatoes:

lovey dovey 

posted 4 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 5:11 pm with 12 notes

arstsbuns:

Gaiusey. 

Can I get ten

posted 9 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 12:48 pm with 182 notes
mediocre-twitch:

I’ll be the first to admit that I have a problem.

mediocre-twitch:

I’ll be the first to admit that I have a problem.

posted 9 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 12:48 pm with 391,451 notes

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

posted 9 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 12:48 pm with 3,253 notes

i-400:

inkerton-kun:

imagine this hurtling towards you at 100 mph

image

What am I seeing here,
It’s pelvic structure is enormous, it has no organs apparently, it has one breast that’s like, four sizes larger than the other, an impossible ,masculinity level, a neck long enough to give road head from another car, while those arms could stop a cruise ship from sailing in a single hit.
And then it’s face is just cutesy girly in a skimpy bikini armour,

posted 9 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 12:47 pm with 63,549 notes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

posted 9 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 12:47 pm with 84,544 notes

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable